Sweet, Sweet Censorship

CENSORED on the beach, there's nothing better
But I like CENSORED when it's wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I'll make you mine,
Then I'll have CENSORED all the time”
“I want CENSORED by The Strangeloves

We love CENSORED, you love CENSORED, unfortunately, kids love CENSORED too. So when we learned new labeling restrictions barred us from using terms like “CENSORED” or “CENSOREDs,” we had to temporarily pull fan-favorite CENSOREDland from our lineup.

You know, CENSOREDland, the best-selling cartridge from our Emerald Cup collection in the pink box.

We even had to go so far as to remove CENSOREDland from the lineup when we shared a recent picture of the Emerald Cup collection, and YOU NOTICED.

“But CENSOREDland is my fave!”

“How dare you stop making CENSOREDland?”

Fear not! CENSOREDland is one of our faves too and it’s not going anywhere, it just needed a shiny new box and name.

So, since we’re sick of redacting the word CENSORED in this blog, we’re happy to announce “CENSOREDland,” the same exact product but now with a new name to make the state of California (and concerned parents) happy.

Keep an eye out for CENSOREDland and the entire Emerald Cup collection at your favorite dispensary near you.

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